S-M-R-T

Tonight's "Much Music Top 10" was robot themed. So of course, my instinct was to call Fingers, and in turn BSB, who is deathly afraid of robots after reading that in 10 years, 70% of the world will actaully be robots (or something like that...)

Anywho, BSB didn't see the humor in my calling. So he sarcastically replied "Much Music is for 14 year-olds." To which I replied, "Much Music is for people who enjoy music created after the gramophone."

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In other news, Free Samples and I went to see Iron Man last night. All around fab--including the popcorn. But, I'm stuck on something:

What's the deal with these Afghanistan mountains? Why is it so difficult to find Osama bin Laden (not to be confused with Obama bin Laden *blush*) in these so called hills? They look pretty barren to me.

"Is he behind that rock? No? Hmm... Well than what about that other rock 500 yards that'a way? No again, huh. Well, gosh darn the only place left to look is the other, other rock, 3 miles in the other direction..."

Of course, all of my reference points are from major Hollywood blockbusters. I've never actually been to Afghanistan. Bosnia Herzegovina, yes. But Afghanistan, no. But I gotta think it would be a lot harder to find him in a rainforest. So why aren't we searching there, hmm?

Regardless, really, the entire argument is futile.

Two words: Google. Maps.

6 comments:

Allison Fairbairn said...

Dude, when everyone in the mountains has a beard, anyone could be Osama. Am I wrong?

Do you ever just sneak a bit of popcorn before the movie starts? Ever? Because I think of you every time I almost finish my popcorn before the movie, and admire your self-restraint.

It shocks me these days when MM actually plays music and not just crap reality shows. 'Member when they just played videos, like a radio station with pictures? It's sad that remembering that makes me a dinosaur.

Anonymous said...

Pants, LL amazed me with her popcorn restraint last night.
does anyone know if there is a reward for finding Osama? I think we could make some money with google earth.

Anonymous said...

As per the FBI's 10 Most Wanted List: "The Rewards For Justice Program, United States Department of State, is offering a reward of up to $25 million for information leading directly to the apprehension or conviction of Usama Bin Laden. An additional $2 million is being offered through a program developed and funded by the Airline Pilots Association and the Air Transport Association.

The reason it is hard to find people in the mountains of Afghanistan is that there are also a lot of caves, thus making the aerial shots taken by Google Maps a bad path to the $27M.

Anonymous said...

how about google maps and x- ray vision

Library Lady said...

Anonymous #1 is boring.

Anonymous #2 is a genius.

Anonymous said...

thanks I know I am a genius. Need to balance out being a bitch
FS